Powwowgandalf

*trying desperately not to let the school bell ring on the first day of school or any school day*

steviepsyclone:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

oh my god

steviepsyclone:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

oh my god

(via dangerouspoetry)

anabyssofnadia:

“I treat the gardener who mows the lawn the same way I would treat the President. Everyone is important, and I need one person as much as I need the other. I want to treat everyone equally because I know that I’m not better than anyone else.”

this man is beautiful
all hail david luiz

my god

(via neyney-jr)